I’ve been so busy the past week that I completely forgot that my very first contributing writing job for FHM has been out for two weeks already. There is no greater thrill than opening an FHM magazine and seeing your name attached to an article, albeit short, and tame. It’s a definitely a start. I regret them not giving me a story that was more, how should I say it, scandalous.

Still, if I ever find myself shaking hands with someone I am to interview who has the capacity to breastfeed an army of babies with her mammary glands (note my use of politically-correct terms), at the back of my mind will be the scenario of my parents banishing me from home. So right now, I’m thinking of a unique pen name.

Photo to follow.